Cruz'n Cooler

Matt F · Post by **Matt F** » Fri May 28, 2010 9:49 am

This is a real product. May need to make them for cornie kegs.

An all-consuming desire for beverages made with high-fructose corn syrup (or beer) and a complete unwillingness to walk anywhere are two of the biggest contributing factors to the rise of obesity in the US, so you have to admire the sheer perversity of a product designed specifically to let your fat ass ride around atop a cooler filled with drinks. Sounds like a 30 Rock plot line, I know—maybe something for Jack Donaghy to sell or Tracy Jordan to tool around the TGS hallways with—but people, it's REAL! And prices start at a whopping $299 (and on Amazon)! Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the Cruzin Cooler.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/?brand= ... de=3375301

carrisr · Post by **carrisr** » Fri May 28, 2010 2:19 pm

We NEED one of these for our next event/festival!!! Just think, we serve good beer and give rides too! Whoo Hooo!

BrewHound · Post by **BrewHound** » Fri May 28, 2010 3:36 pm

Yee ha, topless chick cooler train!